Favorite********************** not favourite, dumbass


can we tell my “english teacher” this? every time i get points counted off.. every time i spell it the same. she can think what she wants but i know I’m right.

i hope karma punches her right in the beer gut.

9 year olds now worry about iphones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana

team Jake Ryan

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i just want a sweet guy i can make cute babies with.


when your mom says you don’t do shit at the house and yells at you for only sleeping while your at home.. 


i work a 12 hour shift at applebee’s everyday but mondays.

i work with pissy, bitchy people all day. 

today i got yelled at until i cried and some bitch poured her beer on me.

i don’t work for the money. please! i get $3 an hour and i have to split 2% of every sale with the other hosts i work with. i work because i truly and honestly love my job.

i almost quit today.. thank god for the amazing people i work with.

thank you to the people who aren’t picky about where they sit.

thank you to the people who don’t yell at me because their table is “gross”. i just wiped it off its water. get over it. you’re made of 65% water. it’ll dry.

thank you to the people who understand that there will be a broom out occasionally to clean so the restaurant is nice.

thank you to the man who during a sunday afternoon rush quoted the bible and smiled after i had to sit them at a different table because the original table i was taking them to was dirty.

you are the reason i come to work.

thank you.



when ur iphone charger starts wearing a 

turtleneck u know the end is coming


welp.. stood up again. i’m so tired to this..


Fun facts about your sign here
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re mm mm good!actually yes^////^

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