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Favorite********************** not favourite, dumbass

perks-of-being-chinese:

can we tell my “english teacher” this? every time i get points counted off.. every time i spell it the same. she can think what she wants but i know I’m right.

i hope karma punches her right in the beer gut.


9 year olds now worry about iphones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana

team Jake Ryan

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i just want a sweet guy i can make cute babies with.

bullshit.

when your mom says you don’t do shit at the house and yells at you for only sleeping while your at home.. 

bitch. 

i work a 12 hour shift at applebee’s everyday but mondays.

i work with pissy, bitchy people all day. 

today i got yelled at until i cried and some bitch poured her beer on me.

i don’t work for the money. please! i get $3 an hour and i have to split 2% of every sale with the other hosts i work with. i work because i truly and honestly love my job.

i almost quit today.. thank god for the amazing people i work with.

thank you to the people who aren’t picky about where they sit.

thank you to the people who don’t yell at me because their table is “gross”. i just wiped it off its water. get over it. you’re made of 65% water. it’ll dry.

thank you to the people who understand that there will be a broom out occasionally to clean so the restaurant is nice.

thank you to the man who during a sunday afternoon rush quoted the bible and smiled after i had to sit them at a different table because the original table i was taking them to was dirty.

you are the reason i come to work.

thank you.


taggedrne:

taggedrne:

when ur iphone charger starts wearing a 

turtleneck u know the end is coming

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welp.. stood up again. i’m so tired to this..

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re mm mm good!actually yes^////^

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